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  # Meri parosan chhat pr aai aur mjhy dekh kr kaha
  
  Mere aany sy hi aya ye hawa ka jhonka
  
  
  Me dhere se muskuraya aur kaha
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  PANKHA, PANKHA.(Fan)
  
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  Baalon mein hath phair k kha us ne Parveen
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  Head & Shoulder use kr ya phir Pentene
  
  
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  # Khamosh palko sy jb ansu bikhr jate hen
  ap kia jane ap ktne yad ate hen
  Aaj b usi mor pe khry hen jaha
  Ap ne kaha tha
  
  tehro hum
  
  
  PAKORAY le k aty hen ;-)
  
  
  
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  # -POEM-
  
  Zindagi bari udaas hai,
  Mujhe lagi pyaas hai,
  Mujhe duniya se na koi aas hai,
  Mai uska sir phair donga,
  
  Jis ne kaha meri poem bakwaas hai.
  
  
  
  
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  # Arz kiya hai:
  
  Tere Darwaze par Sanam bar bar aayenge.
  Tere Darwaze par Sanam bar bar aayenge.
  
  
  Bell Bajayengey aur bhaag jayenge..
  
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  Ek larki thi diwani si,
  Mobile lekr chlti thi,
  
  Nzren jhuka k Shrma k,
  Mobile me jane kia dekha krti thi!
  
  Kuch kehna tha shayd usko
  Pr jane kis se darti thi,
  
  Jb b milti thi mujh se
  Yehi pucha krti thi..
  
  Ye ON kese hota hy? Yeh ON kese hota hy?
  
  Or me sirf yehi kehta tha!
  Ye mobile nai TV ka REMOTE hai.
  
  
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  Mera ye dil teri hi mohabat ke liye hai,
  
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  Lekin ye offer mehdood muddat ke liye hai...
  
  
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  # Dil me chubi sui,
  
  Dil me chubi sui,
  Dil me chubi sui,
  
  
  Uui Uui, Uui Uui.
  
  
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  # Sher arz hy:
  
  Tumse nazar milaon kese o Jani
  Wah kya kehna
  Tumse nazar milaon kese o Jani
  
  
  This Shair is Brought To U By Sunsip Limopani...;)
  
  
  
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  arz kya hai aaj chand aise chamak raha tha,,aaj chand aise chamak raha tha wese hi chamak raha tha jese kal chamak raha tha.....
  
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  # Mein piyasa aur tum paani ho,
  
  Mein kalam aur tum kahani ho,
  
  Wah
  
  Wah
  
  Jab poocha tumhare gali ke bachon se to pata chala ke
  
  Tum to sab ki Nani ho..
  
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  # Na jane kab TAaRAY toot jayen,!¡
  
  na jane kab AANSU Aankh se chhoot jayen,!¡
  
  Kuch pal hamare sath bhi HANS lo,!¡
  
  Na jane kab Tumhare DAANT toot jayen...!¡
  
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  # Hansnay me, Ronay me
  Jagnay me, Sonay me
  Panay me, Khonay me
  Tum hi Tum ho.
  
  Koyal ki Koo Koo me
  Phoolon ki Khushbu me
  Gaoon ki Gori me, Aatay ki Bori me
  Tum hi Tum ho.
  
  Abbu say Daant me, Tariq Road ki Chaat me
  Ammi say Pitai me, Dil Pasand ki Mithai me
  Jhootay ki Sachai me, Is Dil ki Gehrai me
  Tum hi Tum ho.
  
  Pyar ki Nishani me, Student ki Biryani me
  Chai k Hotel me, 7up ki Bottle me
  Kalri k Sahil me or Meray Mobile me
  Tum hi Tum ho.
  
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  Shair Arz kiya hy
  (Zara tawajo chahiye)
  
  Khushyan milen tumhe qadam ba qadam
  
  
  khuda ki Qsam shair khatm:-)
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  Acha chlo dosra shair hy
  Chahen ge tmko dilo jan se hm
  
  Khuda ki qsam ye shair b khatm
  Acha last time.
  Tujhe khushi mily hr su hr dam
  yar ye shair bhi khtam.
  
  
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  Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi aur ammi ne samjhayi nahi,
  Mein kaise meethi baat karun?
  Jab koi meethayi khaayi nahi,
  
  ye chanda kaisa mamu hai?
  Jab ammi ka woh bhai nahi?
  
  kiu lambay baal hai bhaalu ke?
  Kiu us ki tind karayi nahi?
  
  Kya woh bhi gandda bacha hai?
  Ya jungle mein koi naai nahi?
  
  Nani ke husband nana hein
  Dad ke husband dada hein,
  
  To kiu baji ke husband baja nahi?
  Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi,
  Aur ammi ne samjhayi nahi.
  
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  # Bhoolay se shadi ka wada kia Parveen se,
  Warna hamein mohabat thi Samreen se,
  Na pocho phr kya hal hua hamara,
  Anjane ma ya sab keh dia Nasreen se.